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5 minutes agospankmehardbarryprincesconsuela 378,253 notes
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sexyguykai:

autobahnvismarck:

perstephsanscouronne:

becausebirds:

Our visitor sure is enthusiastic!

This is all about the llama staring at you meaningfully through the rearview mirror.

The ostrich is just a distraction for the murder that llama will perform

is nobody going to notice the girl crying in the back?

sexyguykai:

autobahnvismarck:

perstephsanscouronne:

becausebirds:

Our visitor sure is enthusiastic!

This is all about the llama staring at you meaningfully through the rearview mirror.

The ostrich is just a distraction for the murder that llama will perform

is nobody going to notice the girl crying in the back?

14 minutes agospankmehardbarrybecausebirds 29,908 notes
15 minutes agospankmehardbarryForGIFs.com 435,517 notes

spankmehardbarry:

yesterday i went to the library to read because im a nerdy girl and i love to read, unlike most girls. (: anyway i was reading twilight and tHEN I SAW ANOTHER GUY READING TWILIGHT AND HE CAME OVER AND STARTED FINGERING ME AND THEN HIS MOM SHOWED UP AND LIT HIM ON FIRE OMG THEN I ASKED HER IF SHE HAD TUMBLR AND SHES LIKE “SUPERWHOLOCK” AND GAVE ME HER URL AND IM SCREAMING

17 minutes agoinspiringspankmehardbarry 36,936 notes

meurve:

do you ever think about someone and everything just hurts really quickly

17 minutes agoinspiringmeurve 509 notes
Don’t tell them too much about your soul.
They’re waiting for just that.
- Jack Kerouac, Windblown World: The Journals of Jack Kerouac 1947-1954 (via mcqueencat)
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gothiccharmschool:

taraljc:

maudelynn:

The Haunted Dollhouse~ 

via http://www.otterine.com

(I want this so very much) 

I WANT THIS. I WANT A 1:6 SCALE VERSION OF THIS. I DON’T NEED A SPARE ROOM, IT CAN JUST BE THIS INSTEAD.

Yessss. I want this.

I also want a Jilli-sized version of it to live in.

45 minutes agosixpenceeemaudelynn 36,728 notes

supnoah:

when i see a cute couple my first thought is always if they’ve had sex yet

51 minutes agod0nn0supnoah 56,200 notes
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